Jeff is having a bad day.
Lets help Jeff cheer up by loading up on his lovely tokens.
Jeff's girlfriend Petunia has just run off with his best friend Shlong!
He hates his job, his boss is a dick and he hasn't had a pay raise in 276 years.
To be fair Jeff does have some annoying habits like biting his toenails at the dinner table and regurgitating his food on the carpet.
But hey, none of us are perfect, right!